items from the mind of an idiot savant

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Call from NO CALLER ID NAME OR NUMBER
July 13, 2006 @ 2:00 PM
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Call from NO CALLER ID NAME OR NUMBER
July 12, 2006 @ 1:52 PM
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I got this weird mesage on my answering machine last night. Who falls for this shit. She was dumb enough to leave this message. I’ll try to transcribe.

August 16, 2006 @ 2:57 PM
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When someone leaves a message on your machine asking for your social security number, cal tehm back immediately and give it to them. In fact post it on the internet.

Call from NO CALLER ID NAME OR NUMBER
August 24, 2006 @ 4:23 PM
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Listen bitch! I thought you would have figured it out by now that I’m just not that in to you. So.. STOP FUCKING CALLING ME! And for the love of god, try to get your lines straight.

August 18, 2006 @ 11:57 AM
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