Hey NHL! Go fuck yourself!
February 9th, 2005
For the past 6 months I’ve had players, coaches, owners, management and league official stop by my house and blow smoke up my ass about how if they don’t make a deal soon, the season will be in jeopardy. That soon turned into the season is in jeopardy. And ever since christmas all they’ve been telling me is if they don’t settle by the end of the week, the season is lost.
Will you just cancel the damn season already. I’m sick of checking Yahoo! Sports to see if there is or isn’t going to be a season. Some of us fans have had to resort to running simulations of the season on computers. Will EA Sports NHL 2006 even come out? Will it end up being a golf game or a wrestling game?
Well, just like the last girl that strung me along for months on end with the worst case of blue balls, I’m telling the NHL to either suck my dick for hours on end and clean my apartment up while I’m napping, or drop dead.
Even if you we all kiss and make out right now, I ain’t watching. You’re all a big bunch of babies, and I don’t have time for your shit!
How many years of topless intermission ice girls do you think you’re going to have to put on for you to make this up to me and re-spark my interest.
To all y’all “GET STUFFED” as they say!